Hot Mess Express Graphic Tee

All aboard the spiral locomotive. Final destination: nowhere good 🚂🔥💀

The Hot Mess Express tee is for the baddies holding it together with margs and pure delulu. Featuring a yeehaw skeleton captaining a train that's very much on fire (like your personal life), this pastel dumpster fire of a tee is the ultimate chaotic neutral uniform.

Printed on the soft yet structured AS Colour Staple 5001, this shirt was made for meltdowns in motion, nervous giggles, and being the reason your group chat is both entertained and concerned.

⚡ Perfect For:
Spiralling, but stylish
Leading the girl gang into chaos
The conductor of every trainwreck you’ve ever survived

🧵 Product Details:
Garment: Gender Neutral Heavyweight Tee
Fit: Boxy, relaxed fit – streetwear-ready
Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton – garment-dyed for that vintage fade
Neckline: Classic crew neck, double-needle hems for durability
Texture: Soft-washed for an ultra-comfy, lived-in feel
Style Vibes: Retro street-style, Y2K, soft vintage
Sizing Tip: True to size = classic fit. Size up x2 for slouchy aesthetic.

🫧 Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dry clean