A Penny for Your Thoughts Tee

Not everything in my head deserves monetisation. Some things should stay in the drafts. ☕💀🌈

The Penny for Your Thoughts Seems Kinda Pricey tee is for when unsolicited advice, small talk, or anyone asking “what’s on your mind?” feels like a scam. Featuring a chill skeleton cowboy and his trash-panda sidekick, this shirt is your official out-of-office for oversharing.

⚡ Perfect For:
Emotionally unavailable, but aesthetically expressive
Brains that are pricey and spicy
The “do not disturb” crew

🧵 Product Details:
Garment: Gender Neutral Heavyweight Tee
Fit: Boxy, relaxed fit – streetwear-ready
Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton – garment-dyed for that vintage fade
Neckline: Classic crew neck, double-needle hems for durability
Texture: Soft-washed for an ultra-comfy, lived-in feel
Style Vibes: Retro street-style, Y2K, soft vintage
Sizing Tip: True to size = classic fit. Size up x2 for slouchy aesthetic

🫧 Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dry clean