Chronically Ill Chronically Online Tee

🥄 Out of spoons but never out of screen time📱

The Chronically Ill Chronically Online graphic tee is made for spoonies who know their Wi-Fi signal is stronger than their immune system. A funny ADHD and chronic illness shirt with minimalist vibes, it’s the perfect mix of self-deprecating humour and doomscroll couture. Equal parts comfy and chaotic, this neurodivergent t-shirt proves you can be both exhausted and extremely online.

⚡ Perfect For:
Those who know their pharmacist better than their neighbours
Spoonies running on vibes and Wi-Fi
Anyone living with tabs open, both in their brain and their browser

🧵 Product Details:
Garment: Gender Neutral Heavyweight Tee
Fit: Boxy, relaxed fit – streetwear-ready
Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton – garment-dyed for that vintage fade
Neckline: Classic crew neck, double-needle hems for durability
Texture: Soft-washed for an ultra-comfy, lived-in feel
Style Vibes: Retro street-style, Y2K, soft vintage
Sizing Tip: True to size = classic fit. Size up x2 for slouchy aesthetic

🫧 Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dry clean